Welcome to my fucked up world where only fucked things happen
American Horror Story: Freak Show
*holds own titty for comfort*
Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.
Cons to being gay: both you and your husband drown on the Titanic
This took me a second.
u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein
The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die